Liz; (rosevixen) wrote in caps_topchef,
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SLIP YOU SOME TONGUE

LET'S TALK ABOUT TOP CHEF MASTERS, BITCHES.



1. RICK BAYLESS IS A GODDAMN BEAST. CHI-TOWN FOR THE WINNNNNNN.

2. I LIKED LUDO, AS I APPROVE OF COCKY, ANGRY FRENCHMEN. BUT WHEN HE WAS LIKE "RICK WHAT CHEESE DO I USE" I WAS LIKE, WOAH DUDE, YOU'RE A DUMBSHIT. FAIL. JUST KEEP TALKING IN A FRENCH ACCENT AND YOU'LL BE FINE.

3. CINDI WAS COOL. SO WAS THE OTHER PUERTO RICAN DUDE. AIGHT.

4. NGL, WOULD HAVE KILLED SOMEONE FOR ONE OF RICK'S TACOS. BACON? OH MAN. CHORIZO? WHAT WHAT GIMME SOME!

5. LAST AND NOT LEAST, RICK BAYLESS IS HILARIOUS. MY MOM IS KIND OF IN LOVE WITH HIM, SO MAYBE THAT'S WHY I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD, BUT IT'S GREAT.
HE'S ALWAYS SO GODDAMN HAPPY AND IT JUST MAKES ME SMILE. I THINK HE WAS STONED.
BEST LINES, HIM. "WHAT DOES A FRENCH GUY KNOW ABOUT QUESADILLAS?"
"THIS ONE WEIRD GUY CAME BACK TWICE AND WAS LIKE 'SO CAN I TELL PEOPLE THAT RICK BAYLESS SLIPPED ME SOME TONGUE?'"
MY MOM LOL'D TOO HARD AT THAT.

6. JOHN BESH NEXT WEEK.
ANYONE WHO WATCHED THE NEXT TOP CHEF KNOWS ONE THING.
HE IS THE ULTIMATE BEAST. NO EXCEPTIONS.
ALSO, I'D HIT IT LIKE I WAS TENDERIZING IT.


ARE YOUR PARENTS EMBARRASSINGLY IN LOVE WITH POPULAR CHEFS OR CELEBRITIES TOO?
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