THE GORBALS (missave2011) wrote in caps_topchef,
THE GORBALS
missave2011
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DAMNIT BRAVO


I WAS HAVING SUCH A GOOD WEEK, NOW THIS.

BRAVO LIKES TO SHIT ON THE VIEWERS BY NOT ONLY BRINGING BACK THE GUY YOU HAD TO WATCH ON FOOD NETWORK BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE ON, YOU ALSO MAKE HIM WIN. UGH, I HATE YOU. I HOPE BAYLESS CUTS YOUR ASS, MEXICANA STYLE, HOMBRE. TENENBAUM ICON RIGHT NOW SHOWS HOW SERIOUS MY ANGER IS. DAMN IT. >.>

LET'S GET TRASHED, SERIOUSLY.

-FIRST OF ALL, I FOR ONE WOULD DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT, THAN PICK IT BACK UP FOR LACHLAN. NOMMIEST CHEF IN ANY TOP CHEF KITCHEN SINCE CJ. UGH, WHAT A NICE NAME TOO, LACHLAN. I'M NAMING MY KID THAT SO HE CAN TURN OUT TO HAVE A PRETTY EYE/SMILE COMBO LIKE HIM. I'M DAZZLED.

-THAT RICK GUY BOTHERED ME A LOT. IF I SAID IT WERE HIS ADD, I'D BE A BITCH, SO I'LL JUST SAY HE REMINDS ME OF MY UNCLE THAT SAYS HOWDY A LOT, AND I HATE PEOPLE FROM OHIO WHO SAY HOWDY.

- I LIKED NILS, BECAUSE THERE'S A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER BY THAT NAME (!!) AND HE'S A SWEDE. MY BF IS A PROUD SWEDE, SO I HAD TO REPRESENT FOR DARRELL =P I ALSO THOUGHT HE LOOKED WAY BETTER WITH HIS BEARD. SWEDES ARE SO HAIRY...

- UGH AS YOU CAN ALL TELL, I HATE MICHAEL. HATE HATE HATE HIM. EASY ENTERTAINING BACK IN THE DAY IS LIKE, UGH, IT'S WHY I HATE SEMI-HOMEMADE WITH SANDRA LEE. BECAUSE THERE THE SAME SHOW, EXCEPT SHE HAS A VAG. OH WAIT, SCRATCH THAT, THEY'RE THE SAME. I HATE MICHAEL. >.>

- WTF BRAVO WHY YOU GOTTA DO ALL THESE DAMN CROSSOVERS. I DON'T WATCH FLIPPING OUT BECAUSE JEFF LOOKS LIKE THAT JOCELYN WILDENSTEIN LADY. SOMEONE PLEASE DO A PIC TO PIC COMPARISON, I'M LAZY. THEY EVEN MADE THE DAMN QUESTION ABOUT JEFF. UGH, GTFO MY TOP CHEF, WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT FINE DINING. EXACTLY, LIKE YOU SAID, NOTHING.

- WTF WHY WAS THIS PARTY FOR "TOP CHEF'S BIGGEST FANS" AND NONE OF US WERE INVITED? I MEAN, MELYSSA IS A HUGE FAN, WITH A STEPHEN ICON AND WENT TO SEE THE TOUR, AND EVEN ATE AT HAROLD'S RESTRAUNT (WHICH I'M STILL MEGA JEALOUS OF BTW), AND I DON'T THINK SHE WAS THERE. BRING ON THE REAL FANS BRAVO, NOT JARRELL AND SWEET P... EVEN THOUGH I LOVE SWEET P. BUT SHE'S NOT MELYSSA.

- THE WAY NILS SAID CHOCOLATE MADE ME =PPP

- ALSO, I HAVE A NEW LOVE IN MY LIFE. SHE'S SASSY, SHE'S OLD, SHE'S AWESOME. HER NAME IS GAEL GREENE, AND I LOVE HER. SHE IS THE MAUDE TO MY HAROLD. IF I WANT TO SING OUT, I'LL FUCKING SING OUT. SHE WAS SO SASSY WITH GAY CRITIC TONIGHT ABOUT THE KNIVES THING, I THOUGHT SHE WOULD WANT TO SHOVE IT INTO HIS HAND AND SAY "HERE, I GUESS THERE ARE KNIVES AT STANDING COCKTAIL PARTIES NOW, ARN'T THERE, BITCH?" I HAVE AN 80'S DRESS, A BLONDE WIG, AND A SWEET HAT. I'M GOING TO BE HER FOR HALLOWEEN. I SWEAR TO GOD. 

- I MISSED THE END BECAUSE MY MOM CAME IN AND WAS TALKING ABOUT SOME GUY FROM HER JOB, BUT ALL I REMEMBER WAS GAY-CRITIQUE WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW STRAWBERRIES TASTE LIKE MEAT. WEIRDDDDDD. I STILL WANT AN EPISODE WITH ANTHONY BOURDAIN, AND WILL NOT BE SATISFIED UNTIL I GET IT.

- ALSO, THE PREVIEW FOR NEXT WEEK WAS SUCH A HIGHLIGHT. THE FAT CHEFS, THE ASIAN, OHHH. ESPECIALLY AT THE VERY END WHEN THAT GUY WAS LIKE "I NEED A DRINK!". IT MADE ME WANT TO TURN MY HEAD SASSILY, AND USE MY HAROLD VOICE TO SAY "'MREADY FERA COCKTAIL!" OVER AND OVER AGAIN. GOD I HAVE SUCH A LOVE/HATE WITH THIS SHOW.

KITTIES, YOUR REACTIONS? SHOULD PINEAPPLE BE FRIED? DO SWEDES BELONG IN THE KITCHEN? (MY VOTE? YESSSS), WAS THE CHALLANGE OF ENTERTAINING 100 PEOPLE BIASED TO A MAN WHO ONCE HAD A SHOW CALLED "EASY ENTERTAINING"? THESE QUESTIONS AND MORE WILL BE ANSWERED SOOOOON ENOUGH. 
 
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