your_nonentity (your_nonentity) wrote in caps_topchef,
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ABOUT FUCKING TIME

THIS SHOW FINALLY GOT AWESOME.
SURE, THE FIRST, THIRD, AND SIXTH EPISODES WERE PRETTY COOL, BUT EH.
THEN WE HAD EPS LIKE THE FOURTH AND LAST WEEK'S (OH GOD LAST WEEK'S) WHICH WERE AWFUL.

THEN THIS WEEK WAS LOVE.

+ I PREDICTED HUBERT WOULD GO HOME BECAUSE HE WAS ALWAYS IN THE MIDDLE AND THAT'S NOT COOL. BUT THEN HE BUSTED SHIT OUT IN THE END AND WAS WIN. MADE OF WIN. HE'S MY FAVORITE FOREVSANDEVSANDEVSSSS. BEST BE SECOND PLACE AT MIN NGL.

+ I AM SO HAPPY THAT STUPID BITCH ANITA WENT HOME. I HATED HER FROM THE BEGINNING AND I'M SO HAPPY I DON'T HAVE TO SEE HER LACK OF EYEBROWS EVER AGAIN (THOUGH TO HER CREDIT, MARK PEEL DIDN'T HAVE EYEBROWS EITHER). IDK WHY EVERYONE LIKES HER. SHE'S SO ANNOYING AND ALWAYS FRAZZLED AND CLUELESS. NOTHING CUTE ABOUT BEING FRAZZLED AND CLUELESS. SHE ALSO SEEMED SMUG AND ANGRY A LOT AND THAT ONLY WORKS FOR SO MANY PEOPLE. AS IN NOT HER. UGH. THANK GOD SHE'S GONE.

+ IT WAS GOOD TO SEE KI-A-RELLO PUT IN HIS PLACE, BUT WHERE DID THESE 4 STARS COME FROM?? I THOUGHT THEY COLLECTIVELY THOUGHT HE WAS A FAILURE. HMMM. IDK. ALSO, DALE WOULD SO KICK HIS ASS. BOOTYCON FTW ALL THE TIME LOVEYOU BOOTZ. I HOPE KI-A-RELLO IS THIRD BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T MAKE SENSE FOR HIM NOT TO BE.

+ RICK BAYLESS IS THE CLEAR WINNER. I'M ROOTING MORE FOR BLUEBEAR KELLER, BUT IT'S SO OBVI THAT BAYLESS WILL WIN. WHICH IS TOTES FINE WITH ME BECAUSE HE'S ADORABLE AND AMAZING AND I'LL BE A QUARTER OF A STAR LESS HAPPY IF HE WINS THAN IF BLUEBEAR WINS. SO IF YOU ROUND THAT UP, I'LL BE JUST AS HAPPY.

+ I CALLED EX-CHEFS FROM THE GET. I WANNA TALK ABOUT THEM THOUGH.
- LOL ILAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING? CAN YOU BE SUCCESSFUL INSTEAD OF TRYING TO GET BACK ON TV. PLEASE. PS NICE HAIR TOOL.
- I LOVE RICHARD BLAIS AS OF TONIGHT. I MEAN, I LEARNED TO LIKE HIM IN THE FINALE OF TC4, BUT HE WAS PERFECT TONIGHT.
- JAMIELOVE DID NOT DESERVE ANITA'S BULLSHIT KTHXBYE.
- EWWWW, ANTONIA IS STILL A BITCH, BUT AT LEAST SHE HELPED BLUEBEAR AND DIDN'T FUCK HIM UP.
- ELIA GREW OUT HER HAIRRRRR LOVE IT GURRLLLL
- LOL I THOUGHT ALEX WAS MANWELL WHEN I FIRST SAW HIM. (YOU KNOW, MANWELL? CAVEMANWELL? REALLY SPELLED MANUEL? FOURTH OUT IN SEASON 4? RIGHT. NO ONE REMEMBERS. JUST LIKE NO ONE REMEMBERS ALEX)
- BOOTYCON = <333333
- CJ = COMPLETELY UPSTAGED BY BRIAN IN TERMS OF HOT. MAYBE CJ SHOULD SHAVE AND BE COOL FOR A CHANGE. AT LEAST HE SHOWERED, THAT'S MORE THAN WHAT YOU CAN USUALLY SAY ABOUT HIM (CJ YOU SHOULD GIVE SUSANNE TRACHT SOME NOTES ON SHOWERING JUST PS).
- BETTY, JUST STOP. PLEASE. JUST. STOP.
- FABIO = <3333333
- SPIKELOS = <3333

I THINK THAT WAS EVERYONE.

FINAL LINE UP SHOULD BE
+ BLUEBEAR/BAYLESS
+ THE OTHER OF THE TWO ABOVE
+ KI-A-RELLO

I THINK IT WILL BE
+ BAYLESS
+ KI-A-RELLO
+ BLUEBEAR

^BECAUSE FUCK MY LIFE.

COOL.

I'M SUPER EXCITED TO SEE ALL THE WINNERS. HOSEA IS UNNECESSARY TO LIFE, BUT STEPHANIE LOOKED HOTTTTT, HUNG LOOKED HOTTER, HAROLD WAS FLY, AND ILAN HAD HIS HAIR PINNED DOWN. I THINK HE SHOULD DO THE MARCEL DO SO WE CAN ALL POINT AND LAUGH SO HE CAN KNOW HOW MARCEL FEELS. LOL JK ILAN CHILL.

K I'M DONE. I'M MORE EXCITED FOR VOLTAGGIO BROS AND MURALTITS!JESSE NEXT WEEK IN THE TC6 PREMIERE THAN I AM FOR THE FINALE OF THIS. GO CHECK OUT THE CONTESTANTS HERE IF YOU HAVEN'TTTTT.

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